Before I jump into my next post and leave behind finally- at least for while- the sore subject of age...let me just tell you that there's nothing that brightens a gal's day than to retreive the mail the day after her birthday and find a postcard from her OBGYN's office, with the title:
Menopause ...Helping you get through is just one of the things we do.
Listen, I know we all have to go through it...and my time is approaching at lightening speed...but honestly, let's have a little sensitivity. At least wait until a week after a woman's birthday before sending out the card.
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Actually, I'm hiding my head in the sand a bit longer with that whole thing... or should I say sand-box...because really, I am a mommy to a preschooler. So, holding my fingers in my ears...ladidadida...can't hear you....
So, onto the subject of children (whew!) I wanted to recommend a wonderful audio series.
Seriously, this is one of the most entertaining series of tapes I've ever encountered.
It's called The Pond and it is a Christian series that combines good moral lessons with incredible humor. We're talking, laugh out loud humor. Sometimes, humor that purposely flings out over the children's heads and landing right at us, the adults!

Right before Christmas, I took a chance and ordered it on Christianbooks.com because it happened to be on sale. It came in a set of 6 cassettes, with a total of 4 stories on each tape...all for one low, low price, so I went for it. Apparently, it is a Christian radio series (such as Odysessy is) but I had never heard of it before my purchase.
Now, almost every night, the girls and I listen, all snuggled up in thier beds, to one of the episodes. They are honestly a hoot! (And we Northern gals don't say that expression lightly!)
I think I would recommend them for children anywhere from age 4 to 12...I know that's a big age stretch, but I really think that most kids of every age are going to really be entertained.
And so are the parents!
The characters are all pond creatures that speak like...well, grown men...one with particularly strong Brooklyn accent and a gruff voice. The irony of it is irrisistable. I'm still not sure why all the pond animals are male, but the humor is universal - and there is a little girl that visits the pond on occasion, too.
What I also love, besides the great lessons and humor, is the fact that my children can listen to the stories and use thier good old-fashioned imaginations. They have to invent their own images of each of the characters and their happenings...which is made easy by the great voices and storylines.
Yep, just like the old radio days, I suppose!
I love listening to them at night, right before sleep...but they would also be perfect on car trips, too.
(And though I purchased them as cassettes, you can go their website and order CD's, as well.)
And yes, they also make DVDs- with actual pictures- but as much as my kids love movies, I'm going to stick with the audio version in this series. I saw a clip of the video version, and it looks just fine...but it just it wouldn't be the same.
In this ultra-electronic day and age, it's kind of nice to actually have to use your imaginations to picture those crazy characters...to "see" the scenes that are happening with the sound effects...to lie in the dark with your kids giggling over the same story... or even laughing all by yourself at some parent-aimed humor.
Good stuff!
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There. I feel better. But if I go to my mailbox tomorrow and come back with a coupon for Depends ActiveWear, it will really cease to be amusing.
*Edited to say: Thank you so much, ladies, for your encouraging perspective on "the change". I knew so many of my friends here had already been through this...it's good to know it's not the end of the world. ;)
Also, I hope I'm not implying that it signifies that we are truly old when it happens...it's just that, being a little sensitive as I am about this last birthday, I'm wishing the person in charge of those files at the office wasn't so...well...prompt! :)








22 comments:
Psst... I skipped perimenopause and went right into the BIG M! I was 35... *Gack*
Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be checking it out! Listening to it on tape sounds divine! I think you made a good decision there. *Nodding*
The first time I went to the doctor and she told me all the "issues" I was experiencing were due to impending menopause, I came home and cried. After I thought about it awhile, I realized it was just another change to accept. As I inch over to the other side of it, it's not so bad, really. You need to buy all sorts of body moisturizers in 50 gallon drums, but other than that, it's bearable. Oh yeah, buy box fans for every room in your house, sleep in layered clothing, make an appt with the electrologist....such a fun list.
Sheesh. The doctor's office sure has a ultra organized person on top of that kind of thing don't they?
That audio book sounds wonderful. I loved audio books for the kids.
Hi Tammy,
The cassette tapes sound like a wonderful way for your girls to use their imaginations. Clever of you to order them that way!
As for your perimenopause..
Having all that behind me, I can honestly say that for me life is good in every way. I don't "feel old" or like my "life is over" Just embrace each stage of your life. That's the way things were meant to be!
hugs!
I don't know about the change yet, but let me tell you that you might be glad to get some of those hormonal shifts out of the way before your girls hit puberty and your home turns into a big hormone stew.
Big Mama...hubby and I already discussed this about the time our baby girls were being born. I told him he should just take some sort of extended vacation in about 12 years with his house full of hormonal women! LOL
hey at least they are offering to help...I sometimes feel as helpless as I did as a kid and noone wanted to talk about what was about to happen (my periods)
I think we should all help each other as much as possible!!
PS...that tape sounds great, I may recomend it to my daughter...she and the kids love stuff like that!!
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I agree, Tammy...in truth, I think that in years past, women were clueless about what to expect.
But it's the timing thing...when I got it from my mailbox, I just started laughing...
(And Tammy, I was replying at your post while you were over here...):)
Just wait till AARP starts sending you stuff looooonnnng before you qualify. It's really annoying. I can't complain anymore though, because I do qualify.
However, I don't join AARP. I don't want to PAY for the privilege of being older.
Tammy, I love your recommendation for my little Grand baby Ben. Although, it will be a while before he is ready I will be ready! lol
If it is any consolation, after just turning 47, I still have not started menopause and I too, am not looking forward to it! Everyone seems to be different. I like Bev's attitude and will stock up on the 50 gallon drums of moisturizer, as that seems to be a constant! :)
The Tape series sounds like a lot of fun. I'll bet Hattie would love it.
I am looking forward to getting through the "change". I think my hormonal headaches will become a thing of the past. I keep hoping my older sister will get there soon, but ack, she is still as regular as clockwork at age 51.
I have to tell you I laughed at your expense. The card in the mail was a hoot. Was this their attempt at a Birthday greeting? Please, send me a reminder of a PAP next year. Will ya? :>))
Actually the Aarp magazine does have some good articles in it when any of y'all get old enough.
The video tapes sound fun to listen to. I was in the nostalgic mood tonight & watched my Snow White video, which of course was Disney's first movie he made. It is still beautiful in it's simplicity. If any of y'all in blogland are interested, I wrote about Tammy's birth 40 + years ago, in my blog grandmothersmusing.
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I'm not laughing...honest..."giggles"...oh dear, I can just picture your face when you found that postcard in your mailbox! lol Hey, you have to laugh or you'd cry, right?! :-) I'm 49 and so far haven't really noticed any "changes" yet but I'm sure they're comin' my way! That audio tape set sounds really fabulous..makes me wish my boys were little again:-) Hugs xox
I'm not laughing...honest..."giggles"...oh dear, I can just picture your face when you found that postcard in your mailbox! lol Hey, you have to laugh or you'd cry, right?! :-) I'm 49 and so far haven't really noticed any "changes" yet but I'm sure they're comin' my way! That audio tape set sounds really fabulous..makes me wish my boys were little again:-) Hugs xox
I'm not laughing...honest..."giggles"...oh dear, I can just picture your face when you found that postcard in your mailbox! lol Hey, you have to laugh or you'd cry, right?! :-) I'm 49 and so far haven't really noticed any "changes" yet but I'm sure they're comin' my way! That audio tape set sounds really fabulous..makes me wish my boys were little again:-) Hugs xox
I'm not laughing...honest..."giggles"...oh dear, I can just picture your face when you found that postcard in your mailbox! lol Hey, you have to laugh or you'd cry, right?! :-) I'm 49 and so far haven't really noticed any "changes" yet but I'm sure they're comin' my way! That audio tape set sounds really fabulous..makes me wish my boys were little again:-) Hugs xox
Yeah, I'd say your doctor's office is pretty prompt. What terrible timing! But it did make me smile.
You probably have a few years before you have to deal with the big M. And it's not taht bad really. I'm on the tail end of it now and I survived!
Yesterday, Diane and Diane's Place sent me a congratulations for switching from old blogger to new. She said, "Congratulations on surviving the change." Cracked me up. :-)
Good heavens. I just read my sister Bev's suggestions. She's right. All her suggestions are true, especially the box fans. For three years I slept with a fan blowing directly across my bed 365 nights out of the year. But other than the dry skin, the hot flashes, the beard and mustache and the mood swings, it's a peace of cake. Really. ;-)
Attitude makes all the difference in the world. Think positive and you'll be fine but I still think you have a few years before it arrives.
I meant to comment yesterday. had it open and waiting, then managed to close without commenting. Sigh.
My mom took 10 years (things started getting wacky way before my baby brother was born, 18 years after I was, when she was 40) and didn't get settled till she was 50. We are already noticing that I am getting hot flashes and am "off" and I am 32. I am figuring that if it works like it did with mom and grandma my body is going to take its good old time getting from start to finish with it all.
That said, my girls LOVE books on tape/cd. I will have to look into that one. We love Focus on the Family Radio Theater. I also get great old radio programs in my inbox for free each week. It's called Living Books for the Ears.
Wow. How sensitive of your OBGYN. Send them a thank you note in reply. ;-)
I like the sounds of that series. I might have to check it out.
I'm not there yet, but I think it's getting closer. I am ready and simply wish it to be over already!!
I do not want a mustache and beard, night sweats or anymore mood swings than I have already experienced though.
I'm praying for an easy passage through. I think 30+ years of acne has been torture enough. I'll pass on all the other things!!
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